Get ready for a wild ride, because this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is a rollercoaster of drama, awkwardness, and unexpected twists. Imagine spending the night on a pool chair in the rain rather than sharing a bed with a castmate—that’s exactly what Bronwyn did, and it’s just the tip of the iceberg. But here’s where it gets controversial: was it a bold move or a dramatic overreaction? Let’s dive in.
The episode kicks off with Bronwyn opting for a chilly night on the yacht’s deck instead of bunking with Britani. Even a 3 a.m. downpour couldn’t change her mind. The next morning, her prime spot on the deck places her within earshot of Britani and Lisa, who are discussing Bronwyn’s past request for Lisa to arrange a meeting between Gwen and her grandparents. Talk about awkward timing.
At breakfast, Bronwyn tries her luck with Mary, asking if she can crash in her room. Mary’s response? A swift and unapologetic, ‘No. Two’s company, three’s a crowd.’ Is this the most delusional request in Bravo history, or did Bronwyn genuinely think she had a chance? Either way, Mary wasn’t having it.
When Britani urges Bronwyn to rejoin their room, Bronwyn shuts her down, accusing Britani of inviting crew members into their bed. She’s referring to the rumors about Britani and Captain Jason, which Bravo’s cameras quickly debunk—he was just fixing the air conditioner. Lisa tries to clear the air, but Bronwyn isn’t buying it, especially after overhearing Lisa’s behind-the-scenes chatter. Is Lisa the queen of hypocrisy, or is Bronwyn reading too much into it? The debate is on.
Enter Angie, who drops a bombshell: Lisa allegedly told her off-camera that Todd was making out with one of her friends while, uh, passing gas. Yes, you read that right. What’s with this show’s obsession with flatulence? Mary Cosby weighs in during her confessional, asking which part of the story is more shocking—the cheating or the gas? We’ll let you decide.
Lisa admits to the comment but denies it was about one of her friends, leaving us to wonder: if she’s honest about this, why would she lie about leaking Bronwyn’s court case details? Is Lisa innocent by default, or is there more to the story? Bronwyn, meanwhile, struggles to keep her cool, torn between Todd’s advice to stay calm and Angie’s encouragement to fight back.
In a separate drama, Lisa and Meredith discuss whether Meredith has been supportive enough this season. Mary steps in, calling Meredith ‘boring’ and claiming she lacks a storyline. Meredith fires back, insisting she does plenty of interesting things. Is Mary right, or is Meredith’s unique charm underrated? You be the judge.
Back on the boat, Bronwyn and Angie decide to dress up in inflatable costumes—because why not? But the fun takes a turn when Angie’s seahorse costume gets stuck in a doorway, leaving her injured and bleeding. Is this trip cursed, or just another day in the life of a Housewife?
Their zombie-themed dinner—complete with real and fake wounds—is explained by Heather as a nod to their talent for resurrecting old feuds. Is this theme genius or just plain bizarre? Meanwhile, Bronwyn shares that Todd and Gwen weren’t thrilled about the farting allegations, prompting Lisa to apologize and vow never to bring up Bronwyn’s family again. Is this genuine growth, or just damage control?
As the night winds down, Britani steals the show by throwing up over the side of the boat, then immediately sipping tequila. Meredith’s reaction? ‘Why are you drinking tequila when you just threw up?’ Britani’s response: ‘’Cause I’m trying to feel better.’ Is this the most relatable moment of the season, or just plain chaos? The exchange escalates, with Britani bringing up a TikTok accusing Meredith’s husband, Seth, of having a mistress. Meredith denies it, but Britani claims she’s just offering a ‘safe space.’ Is Britani a master of shade, or just stirring the pot?
By the end of the episode, Captain Jason quietly slips away, leaving us to wonder: Is this cast trip a disaster, or reality TV gold? What do you think? Are these women taking things too far, or is this exactly why we tune in? Let us know in the comments!
